Monday 5 November 2012

Opening honey with a screw driver

After not blogging for two-ish weeks, I thought I would enlighten everyone's lives and blog again... you lucky people. I genuinely have a fairly awful excuse for not blogging - sadly not as good as 'the dog ate my homework' or in this case computer. As, well, for starters I don't have a dog on hand for said activity - so I will not be boring you with that. However, I shall be explaining how exactly I got to this blog heading...
And, yes. I did genuinely open my bottle of honey with a screw driver. It has been a long day! I then proceeded to throw my porridge down me so, all in all, a very productive afternoon snack/lunch. But you see being able to write really bad shorthand means it takes forever to complete my unit work, so the activity of 'sensible lunch' never actually happened today. But being the over prepared person I am (that or the fact I found food shopping fun, before I came to uni and had to shop and cook for my self every freaking day) means that in the back of my tiny student cupboard I have instant porridge and honey. Yay me! However, the stupid covering they put on the top of the honey and the fact I painted my nails last night (before you ask - Mavala 244 Ruby and nail diamante - I love my life) meant there was no chance I was getting into my pot of honey. Especially as Dadda R always told me to use a sharp knife for the purpose it was created for, turns out he meant chopping vegetables etc, not opening my latest make-up product with some stupid air-tight wrapping! See this blog is educational as well as simply amazing ;)
Now, I think I have spent enough time admiring my newly painted nails on my keyboard, so I will leave you with the thought of some amazingly fashion based event blogs on the horizon.
S

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